The Album

Pictures That Prove We're Not Making This Up

Snowballs mid-flight, borscht mid-simmer, and one very crooked castle.

Villagers hurling beet-soaked snowballs across the frozen battlefield
Children building a pink-stained snow fort
The castle turret glowing warm against the twilight sky
A victorious villager covered head to toe in beet stains
A lantern-lit village lane in the snow
Friends sharing a steaming pot of borscht outdoors
Crooked stone steps in the castle courtyard at dawn
Rival village flags planted in the pink aftermath snow

So You Don't Get Lost

A (Mostly Accurate) Map of the Rivalry

Vastickvus, Vaystickvus, the castle, the river, and the field where it all goes down every winter.

Illustrated storybook map of Vastickvus and Vaystickvus with the castle, the Wash Ka Happy River, and the snowball battlefieldVastickvusVaystickvusCastle DreckulaWash Ka Happy RiverThe Battlefield