THE ANNUAL
Bloody RITUALS

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Hands dunking a packed snowball into a bucket of crimson beet juice
MESS FACTOR:9.4/10
A cauldron of borscht boiling over an open fire in a snowy yard
MESS FACTOR:7/10
Villagers dancing in a ring around a bonfire on pink-stained snow
MESS FACTOR:6.2/10

Measuring a village
that refuses To Be Measured

For roughly four centuries the residents of Vastickvus have kept meticulous records of everything except the things that matter. These are the figures they will defend loudly, over soup.

0+Snowballs Soaked Annually
0%Beet Juice Purity
0+Cauldrons Kept Simmering
0+Original Family Recipes
0/7Arguing About Dill
Aerial view of a snowy valley with two small villages facing each other
FAQ

Everything a visitor asks before the first snowball.

How the village works, when the beets fly, what to eat afterwards, and which grandmother you must never contradict at the table.

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